A Woman shouldn’t have children after 35.

Now I know what you are thinking. You’re thinking that of course they can! But you don’t know what you’re talking about.

It doesn’t matter what the media portrays or the Pope in The Vatican has to say about it.

Your friends’ and family’s opinions don’t matter either.

I won’t even be swayed by medical advice.

A woman simply should not have children after 35!

I have no doubt that I will probably get lots of emails and comments telling me I am wrong and that I am closed minded. But I stand by my statement and will shout it from the roof tops if need be.

No woman should have children after 35!

After all, 35 children are more than enough!

Here are a few more classics…….

A small girl turns to her sister and says: “I’m never ever having babies. I heard babies take nine months to download.”

When a nursery class went to visit a fire station recently one of the Fire Fighters gave a presentation to the children about the importance of having a smoke detector. He held a smoke detector up and asked the assembled kids if they knew what it was. A small hand shot into the air and little Emily replied “That’s how my mum knows my dinner is ready.”

A door to door salesman was standing on the doorstep of a wealthy looking household. He was confident he would be able to make a sale.  His confidence grew more when a small boy walked up the garden path and joined him.

“Are your parents home?” asked the salesman.

“Yes, they’re home” said the boy.

The salesman knocked on the door but nobody answered. He tried the doorbell but still nobody answered the door. After one more loud knock he turned to the boy and said ” Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “You said your parents were home!?”

“They are!” said the child. “But this isn’t our house.”

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